About Helle
Helle is a creative free spirit who resides in the rolling hills of Southern Ohio. She enjoys long walks on the beach, fruity cocktails, and heated discussions about the death penalty. Oh wait, I think I got this messed up with my application for the next Real Housewives show. Let me try again.
Helle is a chick who likes to write. She does live in the rolling hills of Southern Ohio. That part is totally true. She also does love fruity cocktails, but the scale shows her numbers that make her cry after she’s had a bunch of fruity cocktails, so now she drinks Diet 7 Up with her vodka. Helle also loves the beach, but she prefers to sit in a comfy lounge chair with a good book and fruity diet cocktail as opposed to walking on it. As for heated discussions about political things, that’s a total outright lie.
In her free time, Helle likes to shoot her pink rifle, attend concerts, and have cocktails with Diet 7 Up. Since she has a lot of kids, she rarely gets to do these things and that makes her sad. You can help her feel better by liking her blog posts, sharing them with your friends, and telling her how awesome she is. And if you happen to see her out, buy her fruity (diet) cocktails.
great to see you writing again! how’s that concert thing going?
xoxo
pateeta
Not too shabby, I’ve seen more so far than I did last year. Chevelle and Black Eyed Peas in February, Sublime w/ Rome this Friday
And it feels good to be writing again!
This is about the funniest blog I have ever read, you are a fantastic writer!! What an awesome display of talent. Thanks for sharing, Bahahahahahahahah!
Thank you so much! Now where should I send your check?
I am sitting at work CRACKING up! I think you are an awesome writer – I will be tuning in.
Clicking favorite button on my computa
Don’t get in trouble, Christi, then we will both be unemployed! Thanks so much for reading and putting my in your favs. I’m feeling all special today
refreshing to know that your New Year’s resolution is not weight-loss, but something totally fun!
Yeah, I like food to much to diet. I figured the only way I’d ever keep a resolution is if it were something I enjoyed doing.
Guns? You like guns??!!! What the???
I do! Planning a blog on my new hobby, so stay tuned!
Hi there. Love your blog. Have just posted a link to you on my Facebook page for all the other whacky moms I know. Keep on coming! Warm greetings from the Ruhrpott in Germany. y*r mishe
Thank you so much for reading and sharing the link to my blog. Much appreciated!
Wait, you said you’re from southern Ohio–when did y’all get electricity?
I’m one of the lucky ones, my neighbor, not so much. Thanks for reading!
may i add your url to my blog? funny and genuine…..that’s as good as grey goose and redbull.
Of course, I’d be honored! Thanks. (I’ve never tried it with Red Bull. Caffeine is not something I need more of).
WOW! I should have befriended you much sooner. I did not know you were a blogger and an aspiring writer. I must say that I am very impressed. Great job Tard!!
Haha, ya brat, now you know all about my fabulosity!
I am currently majoring in Slack Ass right now…does it pay good?…kidding
The pay is crappy, but it’s a fun job!
I really enjoy your site!