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Happy Birthday to Me. I Think.

November 4, 2013

So I went into work this morning and there was this:










And this:

Cake 1









I’m told this is called Better than Sex cake.  I told my lovely co-worker, T, that her cake was delicious.  And then I mentioned she might be doing sex wrong.

Then there were lovely presents, muffins, cinnamon rolls, and donut holes.  I know without a shadow of a doubt that my co-workers get me.  I like sugar.

It was fabulous.  I felt like a Queen.  I felt loved.

And then, they called me back to the conference room and presented me with this:

Cake 2









For a minute, I was confused, because I know they read The Crappiest Cake Ever.

But then, I then I realized they know me.  They know my sense of humor and they appreciate it.  So even though they served me cat shit for my birthday, they really love me.  It may very well be the first, and only time — and hopefully the last time — people have shown love through cat shit.

Fair warning girls…I better not find Reese’s Feces or Shit Kat Bars in my candy basket!

p.s. In all seriousness, a HUGE thank you to Twana, Shawn, Di, and Rikki for making this birthday a memorable one.  I’m lucky to have fun-loving co-workers who dig my sense of humor and put up with my shit.  And occasionally, serve it right back to me.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Dianna permalink
    November 4, 2013 8:22 pm

    We love you Michelle. Hope you enjoyed your day!

  2. Gregg permalink
    November 4, 2013 8:24 pm

    Better you than me, ‘helle. You have 9 days on me and I confess I don’t want to see this either as it would be a waste of food unless there’s some really hungry third nation countries that give no fucks. 😀

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