About Helle
Helle is a creative free spirit who resides in the rolling hills of Southern Ohio. She enjoys long walks on the beach, fine cocktails, and heated discussions about the death penalty. Oh wait, I think I got this messed up with my application for the next Real Housewives show. Let me try again.
Helle is a chick who likes to write. She does live in the rolling hills of Southern Ohio. That part is totally true. She also does love fruity cocktails, but the scale shows her numbers that make her cry after she’s had a bunch of fine cocktails, so now she drinks Diet 7 Up with her vodka. Helle also loves the beach, but she prefers to sit in a comfy lounge chair with a good book and fine diet cocktail as opposed to walking on it.
In her free time, Helle likes to attend concerts and have cocktails with Diet 7 Up. She loves when you like her blog posts, share them with your friends, and tell her how awesome she is. And if you happen to see her out, buy her fine (diet) cocktails.
Straight From Helle 
great to see you writing again! how’s that concert thing going?
xoxo
pateeta
Not too shabby, I’ve seen more so far than I did last year. Chevelle and Black Eyed Peas in February, Sublime w/ Rome this Friday 🙂 And it feels good to be writing again!
This is about the funniest blog I have ever read, you are a fantastic writer!! What an awesome display of talent. Thanks for sharing, Bahahahahahahahah!
Thank you so much! Now where should I send your check? 😉
I am sitting at work CRACKING up! I think you are an awesome writer – I will be tuning in.
Clicking favorite button on my computa 🙂
Don’t get in trouble, Christi, then we will both be unemployed! Thanks so much for reading and putting my in your favs. I’m feeling all special today 🙂
refreshing to know that your New Year’s resolution is not weight-loss, but something totally fun!
Yeah, I like food to much to diet. I figured the only way I’d ever keep a resolution is if it were something I enjoyed doing. 🙂
Guns? You like guns??!!! What the???
I do! Planning a blog on my new hobby, so stay tuned!
Hi there. Love your blog. Have just posted a link to you on my Facebook page for all the other whacky moms I know. Keep on coming! Warm greetings from the Ruhrpott in Germany. y*r mishe
Thank you so much for reading and sharing the link to my blog. Much appreciated!
Wait, you said you’re from southern Ohio–when did y’all get electricity?
I’m one of the lucky ones, my neighbor, not so much. Thanks for reading!
may i add your url to my blog? funny and genuine…..that’s as good as grey goose and redbull.
Of course, I’d be honored! Thanks. (I’ve never tried it with Red Bull. Caffeine is not something I need more of). 🙂
WOW! I should have befriended you much sooner. I did not know you were a blogger and an aspiring writer. I must say that I am very impressed. Great job Tard!!
Haha, ya brat, now you know all about my fabulosity! 😉
I am currently majoring in Slack Ass right now…does it pay good?…kidding
The pay is crappy, but it’s a fun job! 😉
I really enjoy your site!
You sound like my kind of gal! Love your writings and your bio made me laugh. Now I want to change mine…
I hadn’t thought of Diet 7up with vodka. I did once try vanilla flavored vodka with club soda once – ugh!
Yeah, that doesn’t sound good! Lol
Your writing of the spoofed Christmas letter is gold, I just came across it. Cheers!
Thank you!
Hi
Brilliant work. Incredible insights. Extraordinary talent.
Congratulations.
Declan
Thank you 😊
Well Helle, if you ever make your way to SW Florida, it would be my sincere pleasure to treat you to a fine cocktail with Diet 7Up on one of our gorgeous beaches.